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Wonder Weasels’ Wunderkind
The sports’ world is still quivering from the seismic shake up in the Carly Bowl. Disgraced former manager Mike Kruse was announced as a Co-Manager for the perennially impotent One Eyed Wonder Weasels. But thanks to the tireless and reckless speculation of our investigation team, we have reason to believe that this recent acquisition was…
Des Moines Superintendent Shocking Past Revealed
Ian Roberts is actually pretty cool. The facts around his arrest by ICE are sketchy. If you take the government’s word about this, you likely lack critical thinking skills. He’s lived in the US for 26 years. He competed for Guyana in the 800 meters at the 2000 Summer Olympics. Under his tenure, Des Moines…
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